Monthly Archive for November, 2008

A Time for Giving/Gambling: Support Your Local Tribe


Instead of swallowing what’s left of the broccoli casserole whole or throwing away your unemployment check on your third Pink Elephant delivery of the day, why don’t you hop your foreign car and head to the nearest craps table.

You’ll be giving back to the people we stole this country from AND stimulating the economy of the sickly fucker at the same time!

Here’s a links to site with a list of California “Indian” Casinos.

So go big or go home. And by “home” I guess I mean whatever country you actually came from. I already did my good deed for the day. I made coffee for Katie this morning and she claims she’s part Cherokee so…

Happy Thanksgiving,
k.

Sleep Never Votes “Nay” on “Chinese Democracy”

SOUNDS LIKE: Axl looks these days, in his goofy ass cornrows and retarded Criss Angel bling pirate gear: dated, cheesy and lame.

Not smart enough to be considered profound and not dumb enough to be fun, “Chinese Democracy” isn’t a total failure, as it does succeed in painting an accurate portrait of a delusional, egomaniacal, washed-up, one-time rock time star making an attempt to get back in the ring before even the Valley strippers forget the arena rock god he once was.

The technically proficient, useless and annoying guitar solos patched together from a bunch of dudes Axl hired and fired or quit (including the idiot who wears a KFC bucket on his head) are only awesome because they remind me of the time I put an ad in the Illinois Entertainer for a “young punk/rock guitarist” (or something lame like that) when I was 14 and this crazy 45 year old Tony Iommi wanna-be (complete with Sabbath hair, goatee and Flying V) showed up at my drummer Steve’s parents house and then, unprovoked, went on to shred solo after riffalicious solo to show us his chops and refused to leave Steve’s basement when we told him we were looking for somebody a little more “punk” (aka “not 45″).

“Catcher in the Rye” may be the closest thing to memorable, but only because he’s done this song before, so I guess it would actually be more like Déjà Vu. (I would’ve described the song to start this paragraph but I’ve already forgotten what it sounds like and I’m not about to waste another 5 minutes of my life listening to it again.)

As for the ballads, it’s hard to say. Having to listen to Axl’s auto-tuned vocals and lyrics a mentally challenged 11 year old might scribble on the loose leaf of his Trapper Keeper while waiting for the short bus is distracting enough that I have a hard time making an objective critique of the slow jams. Just to give you a better idea of the spot I’m in, here’s a bit of the poetry Axl calls “This I Love.”

And now I don’t know why

She wouldn’t say goodbye

But then it seems that I

Had seen it in her eyes.



And it might not be wise

I’d still have to try

With all the love I have inside

I can’t deny

I just can’t let it die

Cause her heart’s just like mine

And she holds her pain inside


So if you ask me why

She wouldn’t say goodbye

I know somewhere inside



There is a special light

Still shining bright

And even on the darkest night

She can’t deny



So if she’s somewhere near me

I hope to God she hears me

There’s no one else

Could ever make me feel

I’m so alive


I hoped she’d never leave me

Please God you must believe me

I’ve searched the universe

And found myself

Within’ her eyes

Dear Former Axl Fan,

If you’re still reading this, I just want to say I’m as sorry as you are that it had to end this way.

With thorns,
k.

“Remote” - Twisted Visions of My Friend Peter at Age 14

Welcome to the first installment of “Remote,” an ongoing Sleep Never series that documents an illustrated journey into the beautifully warped mind of a budding young artist. Peter Wu still a bit curious now (see Art Rap with Peter Wu) but back in 1991 I’m sure to other kids in Bell River Ontario, he just seemed plain strange.

From what he tells me, though only 14 at the time, Peter sent these illustrations to a battery of internationally known magazines and newspapers (i.e.; The New York Times) with sincere hopes for a shot at the big time, and was rejected repeatedly. It seems the big shot, big city editors were unable to find it in their hardened hearts to publish young Peter’s work. So, being no stranger to failure myself, I’m publishing them on the interweb, now 17 years later, for your enjoyment.

So without further ado, I bring you “Doggie Suicide.”

One of the Craziest Things I’ve Seen All Year

One of the Coolest Things I’ve Seen All Year

Sleep Never’s Interview with Jaguar Love

If you haven’t heard of them already, Jaguar Love is the latest project from ex-”Bloody Brothers” members Johnny Whitney and Cody Votolato and “Pretty Girls Make Graves” multi-instrumentalist J. Clark.

Their new(ish) album “Take Me To The Sea” is proof that they’ve grown up without growing tired. They’ve written songs you can sing along to and hold on to, but still packed them with enough sick time shifts, screams, off-kilter riffs and fills to never let you forget where they came from.

Here’s 3:44 with Cody.

Comfort Inn - Jawbreaker - Punk? - The Four Agreements - Communication - George Bush - Egon Schiele - The Band

SLEEP NEVER CRASHES 1968 INTERVIEW WITH MICHELANGELO ANTONIONI


(Antonioni on the right. Me on the left. Not sure who’s in the middle.)

Upon my return from ‘The Last Road Trip,’ I went to Palm Springs to decompress. First thing I did was strip naked. Second thing I did was pop a Xanax, and then I picked up Michelangelo Antonioni “The Architecture of Vision: Writings and Interview on Cinema” off the coffee table off the luxury mid-century I was borrowing for the week.

I flipped open to the middle and by chance landed on an interview with Antonioni conducted by L’Espresso colore on August 11, 1968 entitled ‘The American Desert.” It was just after he’d shot “Zabriskie Point” (which, for some unknown reason, is still not on DVD at Rocket Video) and he was obviously still on the fence about his opinion of the U.S. and its citizens. The socio-political parallels one could draw between then and now are obvious and I’m not going to go so far as to say that after my equally enlightening and exhausting adventure, stumbling upon the interview felt like “kismet,” but I knew I needed to do something with it, if for no better reason than the fact that I’m certain nobody else will ever mention our two names together in print again.

Cheers.

How does the revolt of young people (students, hippies, beatniks) fit into your usual world? I mean: until now you have shown us the middle-class grappling with its problems, but you have shown us them from within, you’ve accepted the values of the bourgeoisie itself. Students, young people, it seems to me, deliberately place themselves outside of the system; they try, as they say nowadays, to challenge it. Does this dissent interest you?

Antonioni (1968): Yes, it interests me; in fact, I have incorporated it into film.

Sleep Never (2008): I can’t afford film, I can barely afford tape, but before I address the question of my interest in dissent, I have to say it’s odd you lump these groups together. Although many members of two of these groups are equally disenchanted and annoying, one of them no longer exists.

The Beatniks are dead, or at least all the good ones are dead and though grouping the Hippies together with the Beatniks isn’t totally unreasonable when considering their overall “vibe,” I think students and hippies each have their own separate agendas.

And by agendas I’m mean hippies smoke weed and do hallucinogens and complain while students prefer to get drunk, smoke weed, do prescription drugs and complain.

Dissent as a concept it seemed was a dead for a while, a victim of Wii, too much Myspace and TV. We let Bush steal a fucking election for Christ sake! We’ve should have burned that fucking White House to the ground when that happened.

Oddly enough it was the Hippies that carried the torch while everybody else watched “Lost”: Crashing the G8, throwing paint on Paula Abdul or whatever, protesting the war in Iraq, skipping work to go “Burning Man.” Unfortunately change does not start with dreadlocks and a “Fuck Bush” bumper sticker.

Dissent interests the shit out of me. I look forward every morning for to finding some supposed “truth” to question and it would be my greatest wet dream to be there when Cuba’s or North Korea’s or The Union of Myanmar’s dictatorship crumbles. But the way shit’s been going here, I may soon be able to watch my own country self-destruct from the comfort of my own vibrating American-made La-Z-Boy.

Don’t you think that something has changed in these last years? Western society seemed entrapped in the mechanism of well-being, without an escape route and, what’s worse, without being aware of it. Revolt is always an indication of an attempt at consciousness raising, objectivity, explanation, comprehension. To revolt does not only mean to reject subjugation, but also to affirm one’s own autonomy. In this case, it means to reject not so much society as much as the idea that man is powerless to change society, and that reality is an impenetrable mystery. What do you say?

Antonioni (1968): I think so, too. Nevertheless, reality continues to be just as much of a mystery. What’s new, if anything, is that young people today do not want to submit passively to this mystery. And that they use it as a springboard, so to speak, for revolt. Anyway, I don’t believe that man is powerless. The change for the better that has taken place in recent years, if nothing else, proves that.

Sleep Never (2008): Heady question there, chief. It’s nice that the country’s riled up now. Barack Obama really lit a fire under the ass of America in the past year and it’s nice to not only see people giving a shit again, but willing to try and do something about anything. It’s great to see friends that never read the morning paper volunteering for Barack and protesting Prop 8, but I refuse to be lulled back to sleep by the fact that our president elect is brilliant and handsome, plays basketball on election day and snorted coke in college.

I’m choosing to stay pissed and you should too. We can smile when the work is done.

With regards to the second portion of your question, no mystery is impenetrable. People are just too lazy to think for themselves. And no matter how enlightened or empowered we’re beginning to think we are, motherfuckers just keep ignoring history and making the same mistakes. I’m not just talking about Iraq = Vietnam. I’m talking about individual personal histories: the simple act of giving up or giving in, settling for shit jobs, being driven by fear into complacency, or to religion, being thrust by tradition to the altar. People having kids when they know they’ll be shitty parents because “that’s just what you do.” Fuck those people. Wake up. Exercise your free will. The “that’s just what you do”
mentality is a social cancer that pervades the humanity of this planet on every level and inevitably hinders our evolution as a species. This is “your” world as much as it is “our” world, so make it that.

Do what works for you.

What is your relationship with America? I mean, what are the points of friction? In ways do you feel provoked, offended, humiliated, irritated?

Antonioni (1968): My relationship with America reflects the division of Americans into very distinct categories: in one camp are two-thirds of the population, irritating and unbearable people; the other third are wonderful people. The first group is the middle-class; the second one is today’s youth. Among young people there is an absolute indifference toward money, there is purity, disinterestedness, revolt and change. The middle-class, instead, I would call a social class of crazy people because, after all, despite all their alienation, they are uncorrupted and well-meaning. The European middle-class, you see, is corrupt and therefore crazy.

Sleep Never (2008): It’s a love/hate thing and it changes every day. Crazy dudes in wigs rode on horses through knee-deep snow for days just to be able to speak their mind and cast a vote. People sacrificed their lives for freedom and the fact that we don’t honor the vision and sacrifice of our forefathers irritates me.

Would you like to become an American director? Do you consider the American experience as the beginning of a new phase of your career?

Antonioni (1968): No, I consider it a transitory experience.

Sleep Never (2008): I’d like to be considered anything other than a mouthy bum, actually. A title would be nice. I’ve been directing some shit or whatever, but whether you want to call me a ‘director’ will be obviously up to you. New phase? No. First phase, yes. You have to get paid to call it a career and you have to have a career before you can have a career phase.

Figuratively speaking, has America suggested something new to you?

Antonioni (1968): Yes, in a figurative sense, America has really made a strong impression on me. It was jarring. Particularly advertising. Everything is so photogenic that you don’t know where to begin.

Sleep Never (2008): As of this past November 4th, America has suggested that the “American Dream” may one day be in reach again.

But not today.

In America, they say, there aren’t classes, but races. In your opinion, is this true?

Antonioni (1968): In America there is everything as far as divisions go: there are races, sub-races and so on, and then there are classes, sub-classes and so on. And there’s more. Their mania for inequality persists even within a democracy that should function as an overall equalizer. For example, there are these receptions where, for lack of other criteria, only people with an income greater than one hundred thousand dollars are invited.

Sleep Never (2008): We have a black president elect whose middle name is Hu-fucking-ssein. This isn’t 1968. From now on the only people getting fucked in American will be “Americans.”

Do you generally like your relationship with Americans? Doesn’t it seem automatic, impersonal? Don’t you miss the relationship you have with Italians, which is so much more irregular and sometimes even unpleasant but always personal?

Antonioni (1968): I do prefer the relationship with Italians. But my relationship with the American world is an important experience.

Sleep Never (2008): My relationship with Americans is rocky at best and definitely not automatic. I seek truth and if they can’t give me that, which many can’t, then I don’t want to know them. We’re only here a short time on this earth and I’m not going to spend mine figuring out what somebody else “might be” thinking. People who can’t be honest or be themselves are of no interest to me.

Most Italians I meet fucking love me, but I think it’s because they don’t know I’m American at first and I don’t act like a loud tourist asshole when I’m there. I don’t get drunk and fall down the Spanish steps, complain about the small showers or ask everybody where the Coliseum is. I also doll myself up like an indie-rock Mastrioni when I go there, so I feel like there’s an immediate emotional connection when they see me.

Travel tips: Sip your drink, if you drink at all. Talk life. Kick the soccer ball around the square if it comes your way and don’t forget to say grazi.

In general, does the United States thrill you or depress you?

Antonioni (1968): It thrills me when I understand it. It depresses me when I don’t understand it.

Sleep Never (2008): The idea that America is still so young and naïve thrills and depresses me.

The idea that we set standards of what humanity can do when we rise up thrills me.

The idea that America’s spent most of my adult life watching the game from the sidelines depresses me.

Have the themes of your films been enriched by the American experience?

Antonioni (1968): Yes they have. Then again, novelty is always a great thing. I was tired of seeing the same people all of the time, the same landscape.

Sleep Never (2008): My films are the American experience much of the time and whatever comes out of the subject’s mouth becomes the theme essentially.

What is it that attracts you about young people’s revolt?

Antonioni (1968): The fact that it’s not tied to any ideological system, that it’s anarchistic.

Sleep Never (2008): The image of an ugly man waving a banner and screaming crazy political shit at the top of his lungs is somehow even sexier than a hot girl singing her favorite song at the top of her lungs alone in her car, but both remind me that I am alive. That being said, if the girl was naked and body-painted to resemble the Statue of Liberty, I’d have to call it a tie.

One last question: ‘would you like to be younger?’

Antonioni (1968): I am younger now, younger than I will be when I am older.

Sleep Never (2008): Wow, Michelangelo, you are seriously killing me with your answers. How am I supposed to follow that? Yes, technology is making the smart smarter and the dumb dumber – Wait, what was the question? Younger you say? Yes. I would love to fuck up all over again.

Next Best Eclipse

Some thoughts on “Einstein,” the History Channel’s flashy, awesome Einstein documentary that aired last night.

Einstein was a loser, an embarrassment to his father, but by the end of the two hours… SPOILER ALERT!

Einstein turns out to be FUCKING EINSTEIN!

Not a bad turn of events for a one-time career Swiss patent clerk, who, when not wooing the ladies with his violin and wild hair, spent much of his time gazing out his office window at clocks and imaginary people and scratching away at a few letters nobody gave a shit about at the time, but that would one day change the face of modern science.

Sure I’ve read the books, but the books don’t have crazy war and space footage and the type of dope score that’s usually wasted on something like the final “get on the scale” scene of “The Biggest Loser.”

I cheered when they introduced “Special Theory of Relativity,” but by the time they reached his general theory, I was rocking on the edge of my seat. Failure, deception, incest, tales of thieves in the night… Einstein’s life played more like an E! True Hollywood story than a typical history documentary. Awesome.

A couple of fun facts:

Einstein tried to dump his first wife Mileva and when she wouldn’t leave, he bought her off at the price of a Nobel Prize in Physics knowing he would eventually win.

Einstein married his fat cousin Elsa and Mileva bought a couple of apartment buildings with the Nobel Prize money Einstein eventually won.

In order for Einstein to prove his General Theory of Relativity, he needed to get a snapshot of a solar eclipse and show that the positions of stars appeared to change as their light warped around the obscured sun. Sounds simple enough, but the shit took years, and was interrupted by the first world war, the falling of empires, shitty photographers, clouds, and one astrologer/shooter being held as a POW by the Russians.

But by the time Einstein proved his General Relativity Jam, he was an international superstar. Maybe not as famous as let’s say “”Twilight”/trampling at the mall” famous, but big for way back then.

When I was in high school I couldn’t give a shit less about making it through a moment let alone studying history, but now I spend my life savings to go visit Roman ruins and ancient Hittite cave cities. And sure I’m getting older and closer to being, in a sense, history myself, but I’m going to say it was due, at least in part, to my many afternoons spent high and hung over watching cable.

Fuck the old man with the mothball-scented sweater and the comb-over banging on the broken slide projector while he tells us how important everything is that we’re about to see.

The kids want blood, romance, discovery, fucking and death, and right now History Channel’s got it all.

Pour Some Out for Hartcourt: KCRW Names Jason Bentley as New Music Director


"As a parent of two young children, I believe it’s time for me to explore new career opportunities and expand upon my other activities in movie, television, voiceover work, advertising and the Internet," Harcourt is quoted as saying in a statement made last week regarding his decision to leave his position as Music Director at KCRW.

Not sure how I feel about this yet. Started the the majority of my days over the last 10 years off with Mr. Hartcourt. We eat breakfast AND lunch together and I know his voice better than my own. He'll definitely be missed and Mr. Bentley's got his work cut out for him.

The whole retro-smooth "radio voice" thing he does freaks me out (nobody's that cool) and I'm not always down with the choices he makes on his own show, but I'm hoping his "Morning" playlists will help me listen past that.

Good luck to you, sir.

More from the LAist.

Football Man

I am not a big fan of football, nor do I understand the “hey, bro, let’s go paint our chests purple and gold!” super fan mentality. I do however enjoy a good tale of obsession. If the guy in this video was just out to put on a show, it wouldn’t be interesting at all. But to know that he’s out there in Newport Beach every Sunday, whether a camera is or not, launching balls at innocent pedestrians in hopes that somebody will partake in his catch-and-toss pigskin dialogue, for some reason excites.

Here’s a portion of the email that was attached to the submission.

“he’s completely obsessed with football. And he chose my street to be obsessed with it on. He loves to stretch his sexy body on my neighbors front patio before he gets started…and then……….it’s like bombs are going off and you have to duck for cover….It’s crazy! But he likes to listen to some good classic rock on his ipod..so that’s cool.”

Thanks to the Lazy Sunday Productions for sharing and Alison of Newport Beach for sending this in.