Archive for the 'Mr. Big Butts' Category

Looking for Work? Look No Further! “Mr. Big Butts” Has a Job For You!

Not sure what positions he’s hiring and to be frank I’m frightened to ask. But it’s good to see Mr. Big Butts back on his feet. The last time Mr. Big Butts posted he was looking for some “help with things” and now he’s paying whatever good fortune he must’ve found forward by offering the public above minimum wage jobs a state faced with 11 percent unemployment.

Kudos to you, Mr. Butts!

To take a look back at the long and winding, copy paper-plastered road Mr. Big Butts has traveled thus far in ‘09 click HERE.

Ladies, If You’ve Had A Hard Time Getting Ahold of Mr. Big Butt’s Lately, It’s Because He Has A New Number.

Here ‘ya go…

*Found on the southwest corner of Melrose and Poinsettia.

Mr. Big Butt Back Again

and running out of ideas.

* Found on light post in front of GNC on the corner of Formosa and Melrose.

Byron Scott aka Bob Marley aka Mr. Big Butt is now LL Cool J

And I’m totally over it. Dude’s totally “jumped the shark.” Time to reveal yourself or at least answer the phone.

Yeah. That’s me calling to let you know your 15 seconds is up.

Bob Marley aka Mr. Big Butt is now Byron Scott?!

I don’t care whether Byron Scott aka Bob Marley aka Mr. Big Butt’s flyer handiwork is a simple product of boredom, a clever, covert comical pitch for prostitution, or part of an elaborate performance art piece, I’m just happy he exists.
Now if he’d just return my calls so I could help him with things…

The Melrose Big Butt Bandit is Back!

Remember this guy?

Well he’s back with a brand new sign (of the times). You know the recession is bad when even the Big Butt Bandit can’t afford sex slaves and is looking for “money” and help “with things.” The guy used to live in a 200 Million dollar building for Jah’s Sake!