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Dear Mr. Tarantino

The one hundred and fifty fucking three minutes of my life I wasted over the weekend watching your latest bloated whatever was one hundred and fifty fucking three minutes too many, so I will make this brief.

After seeing your epic snooze fest, I have to assume that you are surrounded by yes men and/or women (Sally Menke?). They aren’t doing you any favors.

You set us up for one hell of the ride and then the wheels came flying off.

I came to laugh and cheer, but instead I nodded off three times. You can thank Christopher Waltz for keeping me awake in the theater long enough to form an educated opinion about your demise as a storyteller.

We know you love movies but if the homage doesn’t fit, don’t force it. The only empire you will eventually take down with your pro-Quentin/anti-audience propaganda is your own.

Good luck next time. And I’m sure there will be a next time.

Lucky us.