Armenian vs. Greek Orthodox. Looks like the pit at a Minor Threat show circa 1982. Not sure who came out the victor in this battle. Pretty sure they’ll never be a winner of the war, but the bout went down at the Church of the Holy Sepulchre in Jerusalem last Sunday.
Serafim, a Greek Orthodox Monk, calls bullshit on the Armenian team at the end of the video, says it started with a sucker punch. And who hits a man wearing glasses? Shit’s weak.
Last time the monks exchanged fisticuffs was on Palm Sunday. So considering that fact that it’s already on the regular, I say we do this right, in Vegas at the MGM. Somebody call Don King.
God is love.
