Not sure who Jesse is, but I truly appreciate the invite, and I?m all down for being respectful, staying positive and thinking healthy.
But how is this even a party?
No booze?
No cops?
No meat?
One of the headlines is BRING VEGAN FOOD!!??
AND it’s in Palm Dale?
Jesus.
This kind of healthy living can be taken care of at home, on your own time.
Yes, some more “progressive” people (in Venice, San Fran, Portland, Seattle and Palmdale apparently) might go to parties to have genuine interactions with others of their own species, drink Mona Vie, un-crimp their auras and gather their chi for their next lifetime, but most people go to parties to get drunk, get high, dance, maybe eat, get laid and lose their minds for a night.
Call it a “gathering,” “a variation on a party-like theme” or a “protest against fun,” but please don’t call it a party.
At least it doesn’t say “No Drugs.”
Who wants to save these people from a lifetime of boredom and roll out to Palmdale with me with a side of beef and a keg?
